Friday, September 11, 2009

Natural Market Shenanigans, Part 1

Bitch, all I really care about is the hot guys who come to my work. Everything else is a bonus. 
I'm not eloquent, just so you know.

I've been in Dallas for almost a year. I was drunk and unemployed for six months. Then I found a job at the place where I can be me. And I dance everyday at work.

Too bad they don't pay me for that. 
I get paid for dealing with high-rolling bitches, tree-huggin' vegans, and everything in between.

Yeah, that pretty much sums up my life. 
Mm-hmm :/

So...there's this guy who comes in WAY more than he should. He always has a pink bag. 
Well, I know a bitch when I see one. So I called him out. We've been friends ever since. 

And I think I found trouble in Dallas.

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